Guilt.

So.... this is awkward.

I mean, I don't need to tell you that I've been absent from my blog and that it's been a while since I've written... anything.

But, like a good excuse-maker, I'm going to blame it on something else. And I've decided to blame it on the thing that we call "winter quarter". It's a time of the year when college is like "Oh shit, we needed to have another quarter between winter break and summer break, so let's just squeeze in a really short one at the beginning and call it winter quarter." Which means that the workload doubles because your time to do work is halved.

So yeah.... I blame it on college and being responsible and stuff like that.

Unfortunately, I see the next few weeks being the same/worse so I'm supersorry if I don't post again until... ugh.... Spring break. I will try. :(

Plastic Spoons

Three days ago I bought ice cream and I got a little plastic spoon for it. Later I put the spoon in my pocket.

Two days ago I felt super-resourceful with a spoon in my pocket.

One day ago the spoon in my pocket broke.

And 0 days ago I injured myself on the broken plastic spoon handle.



The moral of the story:
1. Always use your own goddamn spoon because you never know when the others will hurt you. And take care of them And wash them. And let them know that they're loved.
2. Plastic spoons are dangerous. Seriously. They need warning labels. Same goes for knives and forks. They also need a carrying capacity label on the box.

THIS IS SPARTA!!! (300)

So, I was going to post a different post tonight that involved crazy weekend things, but I checked my stats just now and I'm at 300 pageviews as of right now, and I haven't even had this blog up for two months. Thanks to all my awesome friends who read this and dissuade me from dropping it.


I love you!

I guess we can consider the new layout a little 300 present to all of you.

And since I'm not going to post the blog I was going to today, even though it's mostly ready, here's a little something that I drew for some friends because they asked me to:

Humble Bumbug

So all they gave me were the two words "Humble Bumbug" and this is kind of what came to mind. Apparently I thought of a manatee in a snazzy hat and vest with some wings. Awesome. Probably not what they had in mind though.