Three days ago I bought ice cream and I got a little plastic spoon for it. Later I put the spoon in my pocket.
Two days ago I felt super-resourceful with a spoon in my pocket.
One day ago the spoon in my pocket broke.
And 0 days ago I injured myself on the broken plastic spoon handle.
The moral of the story:
1. Always use your own goddamn spoon because you never know when the others will hurt you. And take care of them And wash them. And let them know that they're loved.
2. Plastic spoons are dangerous. Seriously. They need warning labels. Same goes for knives and forks. They also need a carrying capacity label on the box.
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